Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 18, 2020

My pitcher of juice (made from frozen concentrate) I leave on the fridge’s bottom shelf. As for juice in its own pourable bottle, in the door with the milk next to it.

Go make sure it hasn’t expired already.

Tony asked, about 10 hours ago

Have you checked the milk?

Easy – if it doesn’t curdle when poured into our hot coffee, it’s OK. (slurp)

Priceless. Share the insanity.

Have you checked your mind???

I can’t believe she’s not scowling at him! :-O

Time organize a crisis response team.

My ex did that to me. I asked if that was true about everything else in the fridge and she told me that it seemed I did not know where anything was supposed to go. After that I just brought the groceries in and let her put them away. When she tried to get me to help put them away I replied that she told me I did not know where anything went and I did not want to upset her by putting things in the wrong place. She was not able to argue with that.

Who moved my cheese?