Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 12, 1995

Transcript:

Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound reading a book.<BR><BR> Schroeder asks, "What's this?" Charlie Brown replies, "It's called, 'Sarcastic Remarks for Managers.'"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown pitches the baseball.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown watches the ball soar overhead.<BR><BR> The ball hits Lucy on the head.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks toward the outfield reading the book. He says, "Ah! Here's a good one . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown reads to Lucy, "'Maybe you can sue the ball for head harassment!'"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown throws his head back and laughs.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown looks in the book and says, "Here's another good one . ." Lucy says, "Everybody hates outfielders."<BR><BR>