Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for January 31, 2021
January 30, 2021
February 01, 2021
Transcript:
Ames says, "It's a crisis. We must act?No matter how painful." Twig says, "We're with you, dad." Maggie says, "I've laid in provisions." Ames says, "Excellent!" Ames says, "Food and drink for 3 to 5 days should do it." Maggie says, "Plus." Maggie says, "here's the schedule for rotating backup so you can nap." Maggie, Twig, and Ted say, "We're ready!" Ames says, "ok, then. here goes!" 1-800-... Ames says, "We have connection. The plan is a go." Please hold! The next available cable technician will take your call!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That’s why I cut the cable 15 years ago.
RussBowers almost 4 years ago
It’s not just cable that does this almost every known government agency does the self same thing.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You could so easily update this one. “You’ve reach the COVID vaccine registration portal. Please hold. The next available call taker will be with you in approximately the time it takes Hell to freeze over.” (Although, they did eventually answer, and I’m on for next Tuesday.)