Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 22, 1995

Transcript:

Snoopy and Woodstock sit on the ground. Woodstock speaks. Snoopy thinks, "Yes, I know you don't like to be called 'Shorty.'"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "And I've never called you 'Shorty,' have I? No, I haven't . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Of course, you don't exactly have to duck when you go through a door, do you?"<BR><BR> Woodstock kicks Snoopy in the butt. Boot!<BR><BR>