Kliban by B. Kliban for January 13, 2020

Looks like the Easter Bunny is preparing to make some boxes of Raisinets …

Some one took his advice. Lastest craze is candy poopers.

…volume discount?

It looks like the sort of business the Capo-in-Chief might have started in elementary school in the early 50s; however, I doubt he had any employees or a supplier.

Ummmm I’ll pass! I hate homemade raisins…

My old pal Chuck raised rabbits back in the 1970’s. He told the children they were “smart pills”

This calls into question any breakfast cereal said to contain Crunch Berries or Franken Berries. If you can’t ID the plant, it’s not a berry.

Maybe a baker’s dozen,for that price.Or is it 5 cents apiece ;)

Those are raisins d’être.

I remember the late, great Phyllis Diller. “I’m not saying I’m a bad housekeeper, but the none of the kids will eat raisin toast.”

One of my all-time favorite Klibans.

Rare bits of Welsh rabbit.