Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2020

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    Brian  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Eh, you can find out what she’s got planned for the evening.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    For crying out loud, Ranger Rick, let her go. Or go talk to her optometrist, then let her go.

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    GuntherGrass  almost 5 years ago

    This sounds uncannily like the Del Norte County Sheriff’s office.

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    ArmOfTheSportsPress  almost 5 years ago

    Duh! You question her, stupid! And if she’s legally blind, how does she get anywhere so easily as she does?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ka-ZOOKS! Or something like that.

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    WaltWenger Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Don’t fall for the old “I’m legally blind” trick, Rip! Ka-Huh?

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    tad1  almost 5 years ago

    KA-GADZOOKS!

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    tad1  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like she’s innocent after all. (Of the murder, anyway.)

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Ah good, there’s still a chance for flying fists.

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    warjoski Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    KA-McGuffin!

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    Dragoncat  almost 5 years ago

    He’s a boob, all right… At least he’s man enough to admit it.

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    Dragoncat  almost 5 years ago

    What…? You left the keys on your desk?

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    fix-n-fly  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t you want somebody to love – Jefferson Airplane

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe if she opened her eyes…

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    Daeder  almost 5 years ago

    She’s not legally blind, she’s legally blond! The only reason she has trouble seeing is that the giant fake eyelashes impair her vision.

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