The insistence on silence is one of the 2 primary reasons that golf is not a sport. (The other being that golf has no defense – if you attempt to impact the play of a competitor, you’re cheating. And the first-place finisher in a tournament may never even cross paths with the runner-up. Golfers don’t play against other golfers; they play against themselves. Whichever golfer does the best job of playing against him- or herself wins.) I ain’t sayin’ that golf doesn’t require skill or that it ain’t extraordinary that one can get a little ball into a little hole hundreds of yards away with a few whacks with a stick. I’m just sayin’ that it ain’t a sport.
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Brilliant. NOT!
Oakwood13 over 4 years ago
The people volunteer for those jobs and usually pay $500.00 for the privilege of doing it. Bonus is the get the uniform and a hat for the money.
David Henderson over 4 years ago
Someone is about to get a golf club up side the head.
Prey over 4 years ago
Insert a red hot poker where the sun don´t shine, cold end first and watch him try to get it out!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Should’ve waited until he was in his back stroke for that, and used a megaphone.
fishbulb239 over 4 years ago
The insistence on silence is one of the 2 primary reasons that golf is not a sport. (The other being that golf has no defense – if you attempt to impact the play of a competitor, you’re cheating. And the first-place finisher in a tournament may never even cross paths with the runner-up. Golfers don’t play against other golfers; they play against themselves. Whichever golfer does the best job of playing against him- or herself wins.) I ain’t sayin’ that golf doesn’t require skill or that it ain’t extraordinary that one can get a little ball into a little hole hundreds of yards away with a few whacks with a stick. I’m just sayin’ that it ain’t a sport.
ars731 over 4 years ago
“I just dont know what happened, i blanked out and when I came to, I was beating his head in with my golf club”