Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 28, 2020

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And the peasants will donate the fruit salad for his lunch… overripe and at high velocity.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    He’s a shoo-in for a wipeout.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ummmm no thanks….

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Nobody would believe the King rides up front

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    gladimadad  almost 5 years ago

    ‘If it wasn’t for the honor of the thing, I would rather walk.’

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Short-term employment…

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    brklnbern  almost 5 years ago

    Couldn’t say that today.

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