Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 10, 2020

ask and you shall receive

Flo should receive a gold medal (one that Andy couldn’t pawn).

@Linguist Today’s strip is at best slightly funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is not a good conversationalist and Flo should have known that after all these years so all she got was an earful of boring football rules :o) personally I have no clue because I never watched a game , my avatar today is a photo of the sea raging in a storm like it did on the day St Paul was shipwrecked in Malta ,which commemorates the day by making today a National Religious public holiday , come vanno le cose per lei e i suoi caro meno vechio amico? our Manic Monday should be busy but calm I hope , a bientot.

Quite simply, the off-side rule is, If the player is closer to the opponent’s goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent when it is played by a team mate, she or he is in an offside position.

There are 6-7 exceptions but where Andy found on hour’s worth of explanation is beyond me…

Be careful what you wish for!

“Speaking” and “talking” are different things, Flo.

Be careful what you wish for!

Sheesh! Women are never happy!

I’m surprised is wasn’t just. “OK, get me a beer woman!”

Why talk, he only does that when he needs a beer or your money.

I could use that explanation myself.

Well, you asked for it, Flo.

Be careful what you wish for, Flo.

Flo should have known better especially after all these years.