Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 02, 2020

His main claim to fame is inventing canned dog food.

the Wiener of Menlo Park… wow

@seattle: No dog would invent anything that would hinder getting to the Chow!

I don’t know about dogs, but I am one of the first humans on the planet to be awarded patents in two different millennia.

Poncho are you paying attention to this information ?

He started his career after a disappointing game of fetch with a, evil cat inspired, boomerang.

OF course, it is known now that he stole many of his inventions from Nicola Teslab.

Hopefully Edishound doesn’t kill dogs and cats to discredit his competition like his human version did!

I thought that formula included butterscotch ripple???

Who invented the green dog?

“If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally a-hound ourselves.”

Hopefully he wasn’t a thief like Thomas Edison.

No…………..not a good sign, none of these will be funny.