That’s less than 150 calories per day. He’ll die before ten weeks elapse. Sixty-one thousand calories per month would be about right. (Unless these are NOT REALLY anthropomorphic characters meant to represent all human attributes and characteristics.)
Back in the day, I was a “clean-plater” and could do some real damage at the “all-you-can-eat” buffet, but now the stomach seems smaller so in restaurants I must order from the appetizer part of the menu.
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
At least you’ll lose weight
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The first thing I would do, is put in a call to Marie Osmond….
donwalter over 4 years ago
Yeah…That’s about what I’ll be able to afford, as well…
cocavan11 over 4 years ago
That’s less than 150 calories per day. He’ll die before ten weeks elapse. Sixty-one thousand calories per month would be about right. (Unless these are NOT REALLY anthropomorphic characters meant to represent all human attributes and characteristics.)
William Robbins Premium Member over 4 years ago
No Journalist’s going to get that from Social Security. Maybe from a union pension.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
My retirement plan includes fasting. Lots of fasting.
Dean over 4 years ago
Back in the day, I was a “clean-plater” and could do some real damage at the “all-you-can-eat” buffet, but now the stomach seems smaller so in restaurants I must order from the appetizer part of the menu.