Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 27, 2020

Aren’t the jacket and pants waterproof?

If it gets you in her house….

And an excuse to get out of your clothes….

Dude needs to work on his fashion choices.

I don’t get this it’s not Halloween. Why is this guy dressed like a fire plug.

Trouble brewing…

Um no, I guess you wouldn’t be.

Honestly, he’s asking for it. LOL

He seems p!$$#d.

His name is Toro. He part Pit bull.

Quick! Take off your hat….

because she can’t continue the relationship if her dog doesn’t like him and the fire hydrant outfit should do the trick.

I imagine this is a recurring problem for him.

As a dog lover, she just felt a natural affinity for him.

The stiff will come in handy when they shower together before bedtime.

He’s going to be pissed off..er…on…er…on and then off.

I’m thinking the woman has a very strange fetish…for with guys with red clothes! (not what you thought I was going to say, was it?)