Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 20, 2020

Just like my Lily.

“why yes, yes I could!”

As Mom would say: “It’s NOT a contest!”

Never ask that question to a cat. It will take it as a challenge.

What’s he doing? Working off a major argument or did he lose a bet?

next time bring Wally with you, he knows how to deal with the cat!

LOL!!! Zzyzx, CA?

It’s always been astounding to me how “boneless” the domestic cat appears to be. The “big carts” (in the wild) don’t appear so flexible. . .

I can believe the cat, but I can’t believe Ralph is helping with laundry.

Step on the violin strings head…

I have been sure for years that a big dog on the stairs would be the death of me while I carried a laundry basket.

I remember many years ago visiting an elderly uncle and cats were lying on the steps to his house. He said, just step on them it’s not worth a broken hip. Of course, after he proceeded to do so, I had no need to consider the situation.

Ask a silly question.

Carrying a basket up stairs DOESN’T mean he did the laundry!!

Put the laundry down, pick the cat up by the scruff of the neck and deposit it outside. Problem solved.

Dog’s usually show more consideration and get out of the way. Unless they are deaf

I love the SoCal reference. Zzyzx is a desert research facility in the Mojave Desert just off of I-15 between LA and Las Vegas.

Step on his tail he’ll move I promise you LOL