Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 02, 1952
Transcript:
Patty and Violet wear little hats and aprons and stand outside. Patty turns to Violet and announces, "Here comes our first customer." "Oh, dear...I'm so nervous..." Violet replies.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands in front of a wooden counter and declares, "I'm hungry." "Then you've come to the right place...More or less..." Patty amends.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits on a low stool at the counter. "How much is a hot mud sandwich?" "Don't worry...They're dirt cheap!" Patty promises.<BR><BR> "O.K., I'll take one...And a bowl of soup." Patty turns around and calls, "Ordering a hot mud sandwich!! Pick up on a bowl of soup!" Violet sprays water from a garden hose into a bowl on top of a wooden block. "Soup coming right up!" Violet says.<BR><BR> Violet holds a shovel and explains, "For a hot mud sandwich, I dig the ingredients from the sunny side of the yard..."<BR><BR> Patty places the bowl on top of the counter in front of Charlie Brown and explains, "If this soup tastes like water, it's becasue that's what it is!"<BR><BR> Violet hisses: "Psst...Patty! Come here..." "What's the matter?"<BR><BR> "I can't make that mud sandwich...My shovel broke!" Violet holds up the pieces of the spade.<BR><BR> "Can't you use your hands?" Patty suggests. Violet is horrified: "Oh, mercy, NO! That would be unsanitary!"<BR><BR>
Lhasaapso over 13 years ago
That’s funny, considering in just a few short years, Patty and Violet would turn on “Pig-Pen” for being such a mess all the time.
buddytoe about 13 years ago
“Don’t worry… they’re dirt cheap! "Hahahaha. Get it? DIRT?
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
Those girls really play dirty.
decimator1337 almost 11 years ago
Maybe CB should just say “I’m off home!” and dash off home.
TKGaming World over 8 years ago
The only reason i came here is because todays comic’s colour was put on top of the outline. I have only seen this one other time
Ms. Snarkola over 6 years ago
Can’t have unsanitary mud.
Commenter8888 over 3 years ago
mud needs to be sanitary.
solomon.russell493 over 2 years ago
Ugh, this thing with mud pies!