Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 23, 2020

Instead of ‘the things I’ve seen’, shouldn’t that be ‘the shape of things to come’?

They must have left a lasting impression.

The same can be said for that endangered species “toilet paper”

Don’t come apart on me now, Buddy. You were made for this!

Or the things he’s absorbed.

Understandable. I hope his therapist is serta-fied…

And he’s probably seen some things!

Sometimes I think I am a memory foam, lol! Dealing with the past is a complicated process. But mostly, I try to stay in the present!

The nose knows.

Bow-chicky-bow-wow!!!

Everyone leaves such an impression, but try eye bleach….

I would think he/she would be more into “feelings”.

Likely stained his id forever.

That leading brand memory foam mattress was the worst thing I’ve ever bought. Hot and sweaty in the summer, cold and hard in the winter. Cost me a fortune and I ended up throwing it away after two years. I just couldn’t stand it anymore.

Just admit it; you love to watch.

So, THAT’S what memory foam mattresses are for!

or smelled!

I rarely give a pun-type cartoon my gold star award of the day but today Mr. Paris earned it with this one! (And now I’m bit worried about my memory foam shoe inserts…)

All the unattractive people I had to see undressed