Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 23, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Instead of ā€˜the things Iā€™ve seenā€™, shouldnā€™t that be ā€˜the shape of things to comeā€™?

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    They must have left a lasting impression.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    The same can be said for that endangered species ā€œtoilet paperā€

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Donā€™t come apart on me now, Buddy. You were made for this!

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Or the things heā€™s absorbed.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Understandable. I hope his therapist is serta-fiedā€¦

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    davanden  almost 5 years ago

    And heā€™s probably seen some things!

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Sometimes I think I am a memory foam, lol! Dealing with the past is a complicated process. But mostly, I try to stay in the present!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    The nose knows.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Bow-chicky-bow-wow!!!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Everyone leaves such an impression, but try eye bleachā€¦.

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    sobrown51  almost 5 years ago

    I would think he/she would be more into ā€œfeelingsā€.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Likely stained his id forever.

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    rick92040  almost 5 years ago

    That leading brand memory foam mattress was the worst thing Iā€™ve ever bought. Hot and sweaty in the summer, cold and hard in the winter. Cost me a fortune and I ended up throwing it away after two years. I just couldnā€™t stand it anymore.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Just admit it; you love to watch.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkÅ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So, THATā€™S what memory foam mattresses are for!

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    Bobbo76  almost 5 years ago

    or smelled!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I rarely give a pun-type cartoon my gold star award of the day but today Mr. Paris earned it with this one! (And now Iā€™m bit worried about my memory foam shoe insertsā€¦)

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    codes007  3 months ago

    All the unattractive people I had to see undressed

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