In Security by Bea R. for March 18, 2020

He used the patented “Special Agent Dale Cooper” reflection technique. ✨❤️✨

… and there are the three door windows. ✨❤️✨

That’s when the stranger knew…he messed up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-inhales-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh my! Sam! How could you?

Please don’t let this be the end of her internet job, it keep’s getting, what’s the word I’m looking for?

(gets the popcorn and sits back) Ooooooh this is gonna be good.

Not the best at grooming, but you gotta admit he picks a nice suit.

Even during the hiatus there were somethings I didn’t forget…please don’t tell me that’s one of Sedine’s toilet water jars he’s holding in panel#2! XD

This guy is creepy, but Sam should really place the blame on Sedine, she wanted to keep their marriage a secret and now Sam’s flame is attracting other moths!

At first I thought the champagne flutes were bread sticks…..

….dang, I’m hungry now.

And Sedine has gained a stalker, that is something, at least.

She hooked a Troll!!

Wow, can he do that? Creepy.

Apparently, Sam either doesn’t want to be swept off his feet or he dislikes being referred to as “M’lady”. Either way, he needs to loosen up.

Seriously? It would take you half that work to find a woman in the real world who would actually date you. What is the matter with guys like this?

If Sedine only attracts freaks, then Sam… wait, he was a freak before he overhauled himself.

This is not going to end well! What’s next?

Play hard to get, Sam.

Another reason I have a lot of land… easier to hide bodies.

Like Willy Wonka, (opening a bar of chocolate, waiting for that German kid to pop through that pipe), “The suspense is terrible… I hope it lasts.”

A certain running gag from that Will Smith show just popped into my head.

There’s no denying Sam is cute, but the troll clearly doesn’t know who he’s talking to…

Scary thing, that this probably really happend somewhere.

Crush him.

The shock was so great, the update function locked up. ✨

It was still funny to reread!