They tought us about booze. Elephants sometimes store fruit in one stomach until it ferments, the original bota bag. The climate favored by mammoths may have been better for hops & grains.
I think the poor guy’s lonely - the inconsiderate scientists probably just cloned one mammoth. Now he’s turned to alcohol to counter his blues and the only way he can afford to drown his sorrows is to sell some ivory. The least they could do is hook him up with a fat elephant who is out of touch with modern society. Perhaps Haley Barbour would be up to the task?
comicgos over 13 years ago
It seems to be adapting pretty well.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
They tought us about booze. Elephants sometimes store fruit in one stomach until it ferments, the original bota bag. The climate favored by mammoths may have been better for hops & grains.
peter0423 over 13 years ago
The original beer belly? :)
fishbulb239 over 13 years ago
I think the poor guy’s lonely - the inconsiderate scientists probably just cloned one mammoth. Now he’s turned to alcohol to counter his blues and the only way he can afford to drown his sorrows is to sell some ivory. The least they could do is hook him up with a fat elephant who is out of touch with modern society. Perhaps Haley Barbour would be up to the task?