Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 09, 2020

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    You are going to be pretty stewed when you find out what he has in mind.

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    pearlsbs  almost 5 years ago

    He is about to be simmering down.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Hello, police? I’m being stalked!!”

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    eromlig  almost 5 years ago

    Lettuce be calm.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    No, but there’s going to be a reduction in staff in a minute!

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t he be talking to Vegetable Resources?

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    paul  almost 5 years ago

    So funny I could chardly romaine calm.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    His day is really going to pot.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He may have another month. That’s a June Cleaver.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    No I’m here to get your IN put on how to flavor my soup….any ideas come to mind? I’ll LEAVE it to you….you always like to CRUNCH the numbers…

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    You were planted in your current position with the expectation that you’d grow with the company. Your salad days are behind you, it’s time to turn up the heat on your career. So get a move on, chop, chop up to the executive suite.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Great puns guys!

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