Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 15, 2020

Rockwell?

Wait until he sees the jury (Twelve Angry Birds…)

I once had a real property case where my client, a very old, very wrinkled woman was convinced her two gay neighbors, flaming gay, were watching her shower every day. I did not believe her.

His testimony caused some “grid lark.”

So, is that a cardinal sin? At least the guy wasn’t robin him. He didn’t mean any harm, he was just doing it for a lark. C’mon, swallow your pride and drop the charges.

Objection, he’s profiling!

Is the defendant’s name Tom ?

But he doesn’t look anything like Sting.

A bird voyeur.