Ten-year-old Macaulay Culkin would like that cheese pizza (can’t believe it has been thirty years since his family accidentally left him home home alone when about to go on a Parisian Christmas vacation).
I’m surprised Petey has ever been to PiratePizza with his picky eating habits. What did he do, have all the pizza ingredients served on separate plates?
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
Ten-year-old Macaulay Culkin would like that cheese pizza (can’t believe it has been thirty years since his family accidentally left him home home alone when about to go on a Parisian Christmas vacation).
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
He was on TV last night humping his Covin19 Food Charity!
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
“Many good people died to bring us these plans, err map”
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 4 years ago
Well, if he wants to run things, it’s good to see that he’s working on one important thing — having weird hair.
skyriderwest over 4 years ago
I’m surprised Petey has ever been to PiratePizza with his picky eating habits. What did he do, have all the pizza ingredients served on separate plates?
john over 4 years ago
What makes you think Petey ate anything at PiratePizza? He may not have gone there at all but just got his knowledge some other way.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Ah well, so much for gifting him a season pass to Chuck E. Cheese…
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I’ve never tasted the Fountain of Age. But, I often have enjoyed the Fruits of Immaturity.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
This makes me doubt Ernesto’s self-vaunted intelligence. He believes that a placemat-map will help his search for older age? Seriously?
Bah!