The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2020

For the love of all that’s holy…DON’T ORDER THE KIELBASA!!! D:

So apparently “Tom Jaworski” is the stage name for Lech Walesa.

EWWWWWWWW!!!

I googled polish models and found several that would be much more pleasing than him.

now they need a 10-foot pole…

How people perceive things, is no fault of yours.Right?

Would that make Tom’s G-string a Pole vault…?

Ide be out the door by the time he made his first round….

Looks like they’re gonna have to sweat it out until Tom gets done with his routine!

If he is a “Pole”, where’s his accordion for his polka dance?

I am feeling ill!

There’s a nudie bar here in town; the owner said the place will re-open, but the girls will be wearing masks and gloves, lol.

Bummer..they were hoping to see Karolina Wozniacki.

My eyes, MY EYES !!!!

Hey, Bronski, transplant all that hair to your chrome dome.

Germany’s going to invade the joint any minute now.

Dang, what a time for the bleach shelves to empty. Brain and eye bleach is needed.

Czech please!

Save the pole for Festivus.