Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 03, 2020

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I wish I’D been homeschooled!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She’s wrong about the sofa.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Good comment, Ralph.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Nag,nag ,naaag !

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He tried to help and he got criticized, he laid on his own sofa in his own home out of her way and got criticized. She needs to zip it!!

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    We now know who the REAL master of the home is!

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I refuse to live in a museum that is being kept for other people.

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    davanden  over 4 years ago

    Ummm. It’s Ralph’s house too. Why does she set the rules?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 4 years ago

    Dave Barry made some comments on women having such odd quirks with the household, like putting a lot of pillows on a bed that will never be used.

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    WILLIAM "THE STINGER" HOLLIFIELD  over 4 years ago

    ELIZABETH!

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    After living with her for so long, you’d think he’d know all that already..

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    How often do they keep guests in that closet, anyway? They don’t have any stuffed in there now, thank goodness.

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    Our silverware drawer is pretty obvious as to what goes where, so Honeybunch is right on that one..Ralph must be clueless. He doesn’t know that forks go with forks?

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    BlueKnight1966  over 4 years ago

    He made the money to buy the sofa; he gets to decide if he can lie on it.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Makes me appreciate living alone. I think I’ll go crash on the couch, cause I can.

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    Ralph – seems like you need to either fix up the garage, or go buy yourself a shed for the backyard and start creating a man cave. Or reverse psychology – build her a “she shed” and while she is in it, go do what you want.

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    Jaythor  8 months ago

    Oh, there is no way in Hell I’d have this nagging horror around all day. She’d become a strange smell in the basement….

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