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Had a neightor dog once who’s barking kept me awake ALL THE TIME. Used to fantasize about feeding it a big chocolate bar & telling it’s owners “Oh, hell, I didn’t know!”
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
Marmaduke: “But I’m not a DOG.”
amethyst52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Believe him Marm. You will be sicker than a 50 cent chicken.
rekam almost 5 years ago
The kid should know better than to entice Marm by eating that chocolate near him. It smells so good to us, imagine how it smells to a dog.
dollarduke almost 5 years ago
Had a neightor dog once who’s barking kept me awake ALL THE TIME. Used to fantasize about feeding it a big chocolate bar & telling it’s owners “Oh, hell, I didn’t know!”
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Next time The Kid eats chocolate he needs to have some treats for Marm with him too.
almost 5 years ago
He makes a good point.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
The Problem with Mooching … Trying to say NO !
LeeCox almost 5 years ago
It’s about time somebody told Marmaduke the truth about dogs and chocolate!
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
You have to admit, Marm, he is looking out for your good and wants you to stay around a little bit longer!
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Marm, you’re 60+ years old. Lay off the chocolate and go for another 60, OK?
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Noooo! Marm! Do NOT touch the chocolate! In fact, stay away from sugar entirely!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I still can’t get Sweetheart to understand that. She gives me the big brown eye hurt look every time!
Phil721 almost 5 years ago
I knew of a dog who ate a couple pounds of rather expensive Swiss chocolate and was none the worse for it