JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 20, 2020

Luckily, I was born BEFORE the video cam era. Not before photography though. Mom took some really embarrassing ones ;-)

I was a photograph kid. All my moments were caught with disposable cameras and Polaroids

The earliest color film had a bad problem with fading out. The best photos in my old albums are the black and white ones.

It’s worse now with Instagram and YouTube.

Could have been worse, Jojo…they could have submitted it to “America’s Funniest Home Videos”…

The ‘elemeno’ is a large, tusked, cloven-hoofed sub-African mammal. Elemeno pee, of course, is…

He’s so cute.

Abie, c d dogs? L, m n o dogs. S a r. C m p n?

I think I studied eleminopy in a Philosophy class when I was college.

I remember thinking it was “elemento” — like an adjective modifying P, as in . . . H, I, J, K, elemento P, Q, R . . .

Video cameras are the leading cause of embarrassment.

I’m glad to see the family again! I know I’m old, but I was getting confused with all the peripheral characters and their story arcs.

This is the age of the smartphone where you can register and post every fart you and your kids make.