Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2011

… line right up!

Are they autographed?

@baslim, dead on. F the papparazzi/tabloid press.

There should be another booth, that says; “Stars on Probation, With Restraining Orders”

I feel a violent torpedo coming on, excuse me…….

baslim - Well said. If only we could get the morons to stop buying tabloids and watching the TV trash. As H.L. Mencken said, “No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

She watches cable and complains when the mailman brings my books.

sandfan– you got it. Where’s there’s a market, there’s a supplier.

I have to agree with Baslim also.

Hey, it’s a Baslim fan club!

While I believe there needs to be a break in all the bad news, can’t the media find good news instead of inanities about our so-called celebrities?

In that vein, three Canada geese flew over last evening, while I was getting the mail.

There’s a quotation about being grateful for the small blessings because the large ones are so few.

(goes to 2nd booth) Thanks… I think

Just kidding i hate most of the stars too

Gee, I thought the strip was saying that after you buy your map to the stars, the lawyer serves you with a restraining order to keep you away?????

That’s true Justice. Also, majority of “celebrities” would rather just take nap at the end of a long work day and not be bothered by all the crap. Notice how you never see most of them in the news. Most of them just live rather ordinary lives. Now that would be worth publishing.

I just ignore the celebs, and eventually the hype and frenzy goes away. That way I don’t have to worry about any restraining orders.

i dont’ get it

Well you see, I was bothering the stars, by saying a lot of things that made no sense and so they put out a restraining order on me and the lawyer was tired of working for a living so