The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 16, 2020

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    oldpine52  over 4 years ago

    My ex-wife’s homemade noodles would stick to your ribs, in fact, forty some years later some of them are still stuck there.

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    stellanova87  over 4 years ago

    Someone once told me their mom made their oatmeal extra crunchy.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I used to have to clean the “oatmeal bucket” at the Doubletree restaurant we had here locally. Its now gone.I can tell you first hand that it really cements itself onto the surface in grand style. It had to be run through the dishwasher at least five times before it would even start to get clean again.

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That was my mother’s version….

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    WLG12037  over 4 years ago

    I just saw a mid-1970s sitcom episode (“Good Times”) that featured the “sticks to the ribs/sticks to the pot” routine.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    You can use it to construct a stand-alone garage that is both functional and delicious!

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    That’s why I make microwave instant oatmeal.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    It appears you’ve got a lot stuck to your ribs.

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    ValancyCarmody Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Better than that, it sticks to your cholesterol, actually removes it from your blood. True fact.

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