The Barn by Ralph Hagen for March 15, 2011

Good move, Stan!

No one wants to just “save the bulls”, ‘eehh???”

What about baby seacows?

Like the seal on Elmer’s Glue?

What about the whales, huh Stan?

(Collect the whole set!)

montana lady; don’t say that when in Chicago

Two baby harp seals are lying on the ice.

Baby Harp Seal #1: Gee, I hope our mommies come back soon. I’m hungry.

Baby Harp Seal #2: Me, too.

Baby Harp Seal #1: What’s that? It’s coming this way.

Baby Harp Seal #2: Maybe it’s one of our mommies.

Baby Harp Seal #1: No, it’s too tall.

Baby Harp Seal #2: You’re right. And it’s the wrong color.

Baby Harp Seal #1: It’s got funny looking flippers.

Baby Harp Seal #2: It’s carrying a stick in one of its flippers, too.

Baby Harp Seal #1: I wonder what it is.

Baby Harp Seal #2: Beats me.

Mmm, steak tastes so much better while wearing a nice, warm, environmentally friendly fur coat! (A lot better than those petroleum-based coats so many people wear.)

Shave the Whales.

RUNAR - while funny, I feel so bad for baby seals -they are soo cute.

“The question is not, ‘Can they reason?’ nor, ‘Can they talk?’ but rather, ‘Can they suffer?’”

And Stan can talk!

You should know better, Stan!