Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for May 23, 2020

And he’s still single…..

While I was dating, something was on tv that I wanted to watch so I asked my date if we could have supper at my apartment and watch tv. She did a slight eye roll but said sure. When she showed up, the apartment was cleaned ( I’m a Marine) and supper was ready and on the table. She looked at me and said I was a "keeper ". We’ve been married 42 yrs now. I still cook.

nicely played

incel, huh?

Is he a relative of J. Wellington Wimpy? Wimpy used to say “Why don’t you come around Saturday night for a duck dinner. You bring the duck.”