Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 29, 1968
Transcript:
Charlie Brown walks in the grass and thinks, "I can't believe it . . She must think I'm the most stupid person alive . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy holds a football on the ground and says, "Come on, Charlie Brown . . I'll hold the ball, and you kick it . ." Charlie Brown says, "Hold it? Ha! That's a laugh! you'll pull it away, and I'll kill myself!"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Why, Charlie Brown, how can you say that? Don't I have a face you can trust? Don't I have an innocent look about me? Look at the innocence in my eyes . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks back and says, "She's right . . If a girl has innocent-looking eyes, you simply have to trust her . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown runs with determination. He says, "This time I'm gonna kick that football clear to the moon!"<BR><BR> Lucy pulls the football away and Charlie Brown lands on his back.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown lies on the ground and sighs. Lucy stands over him and says, "What you have learned here today, Charlie Brown, will be of immeasurable value to you for many years to come."<BR><BR>
LadyBlanc almost 12 years ago
He’ll never get married…
tdoug1 over 9 years ago
Never trust a woman?
NougatBrains about 4 years ago
Sorry, CB, but, judging from this and previous years, you ARE the most stupid person alive.