Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 26, 1968

Transcript:

Snoopy sits on the doghouse and thinks, "I could have gone to school, and become educated . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy lies down and thinks, "I could have studied the 'Odyssey' and 'Lord Jim' and 'Bleak House.'"<BR><BR> Snoopy rolls over and thinks, "But just because I'm a dog, they say I can't go to their stupid school."<BR><BR> Snoopy dances and thinks, "I would have been great at the senior prom!"<BR><BR>