The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 30, 2020

I’ve heard of freestone, but not freestein.

I don’t wish to learn from where he is removing those steins…

Oh, I thought it waz jist a speling airor.

he’s obviously no einstain…

Why would anyone want their stein removed?

“Ein Prosit” !

I would abstain from this place.

As long as they don’t break them during the removal process (and give them back).

Why do people in the US call them steins? A Stein is a stone, a Krug is a beer jug.

If it’s free, its for me!

and if they want it removed why can’t they do it themselves.

That’s FRONKENSTEEN removal! :)

The next patron to enter was Harvey GoldStein. He lost everything.

Ha! The great Beerenstein/stain debate!

What if you have a stein-shaped stain?

I’ll drink to that….

So that’s what the yodely guy from The Price Is Right does when he’s not climbing the mountain.

Take me to your lederhosen.

Mr. Lederhosen is getting impatient.

Need to look at the big pitcher.

Das is gut, nein?