Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 21, 2011

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    dugharry  almost 14 years ago

    I have the same trouble! could be old age!!

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    pamlicorat  almost 14 years ago

    Gas is so expensive now, I canā€™t afford to fart.

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    Yukoneric  almost 14 years ago

    I remember going to a station once and asking for a dimeā€™s worthā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.

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    waynl  almost 14 years ago

    Remember the Oil Embargo of 1973?? Sometimes the stations would limit you to $3.00 worth of gas. At todayā€™s prices some people would not even make it home on that much!!

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    davidf42  almost 14 years ago

    I have the solution to the oil crises. The US should buy our oil from domestic sources instead of from the countries who hate us and want to destroy us. We have enough oil in Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma and Arkansas to tell OPEC to stuff it. And now we have discovered a huge oil reserve in Montana. Goodness, this is such a no-brainer!

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    I remember that problem in the sixties on my 62 Rambler, but the gas was $.33 and I didnā€™t want to be embarrassed looking in the glove for another nickle.

    Then I made my fortune pumping gas. ā€œ48 cents of high test and check the oil.ā€

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    stewartava  almost 14 years ago

    Love this Ziggy. Who COULDNā€™T relate?! ā€¦but davidf; The ā€œno brainerā€ is the thought of remaining dependent on fossil fuels in the first place. MORE OIL is NOT the answer. So many ā€˜Americansā€™ mock othersā€™ cultures for remaining ā€˜in the dark agesā€™. Meanwhile, there are truly clean technologies these same people mock to explore, while refusing to even IMAGINE taking their lips off the crude, greasy, toxic, & antiquated teets of the gas and oil industries.

    Is the fuel you BURN more precious than the air, water & life that ALL require to further EXIST? The ā€˜no brainer?ā€™ New technologies=new jobs=real future. ā€œGimme more oil!ā€ = brain death with minds closed for business.

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    xsintricks  almost 14 years ago

    I have a 1 gallon gas can and stop it right on 1 gallon. And Iā€™m middle aged!

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    comictator  almost 14 years ago

    xsintrix, thatā€™s because the gas comes out just as fast (or slowly) as it ever did. The part that goes faster is the cost counter. So if Ziggy was trying to get exactly $1 (more likely, $4) worth, it would be a challenge. Stopping at 1 gallon is just as easy (or hard) as always.

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Think Brazil.

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    gofinsc  almost 14 years ago

    All oil goes on the world market, and is bought from there. I suspect that all that American oil would go on the world market and cost just as much, unless the supply was flooded with American oil, in which case everybody would pay less. I donā€™t think that American oil could only be sold to American companies, which donā€™t have the capacity to refine any more than they are doing now.

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    fishbulb239  almost 14 years ago

    Ditto gofinsc and, particularly, Relevart. If the choice is between importing oil or using oil that is produced domestically and with absolutely no risk of environmental harm, then domestic oil would be the obvious choice, particularly if the land owner (usually the Feds (read: all U.S. taxpayers)) is appropriately compensated. But itā€™s rarely that simple. We donā€™t yet have foolproof extraction methods, and much of our domestic oil is in challenging locations. We also donā€™t have enough oil to dramatically alter worldwide supply or to meet all of our own needs for an extended period. Then there are the pollution concerns associated with fossil fuels, not to mention that when oil is cheap, we then donā€™t factor fuel economy into our vehicle purchase decisions, donā€™t consolidate trips, donā€™t pursue shorter trips, and donā€™t look to ā€œalternativesā€ such as walking, biking, or using transit. Even at $4 a gallon, gas prices donā€™t reflect the true cost of automobile use and sprawl, so why would we strive to reduce the cost?

    If you believe in Joseph Smithā€™s ā€œinvisible handā€ (market economics), then you should also be advocating for automobile expenses to fully reflect the cost of building and maintaining roadways, cleaning or eliminating resultant pollution, etc., etc. We donā€™t need lower gas prices; we need higher taxes or user fees which can pay all of the costs of vehicle usage.

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    soundpreacher  almost 14 years ago

    Thereā€™s no shortage of oil. Thereā€™s an overabundance of regulations keeping us from getting ours, and no regulations in other countries. The regulators want energy to get so expensive that only the rich can afford it.

    If they were really as concerned about the environment as they claim, theyā€™d support other forms of energy (although they claim to be, they oppose any measure that affects them directly, like Kennedy and the offshore wind farm) and be opposed to oil transport (where most of the leaks happen).

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    DrMoses  almost 14 years ago

    Well it is a good thing you donā€™t have to drive to work everyday Ziggy. A gallon of gas will not take you very far. You should check into a Hybrid vehicle. They are fuel efficiency and low emissions. Like a Mo-ped. That would be perfect for you!

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    DrMoses  almost 14 years ago

    Tigger where do you live that gas is a $1.00 a gallon? Venezuela?

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    RadioTom  almost 14 years ago

    Youconeric - that was when gas was $0.109 / gal, right?

    And as for exactly WHY gasoline is hovering near $4.009/gal; itā€™s complicated. Partly, the speculators who are buying and selling oil based on what THEY think oilā€™s price should be (current offer is $80/bbl, with 1000bbl available, speculator says, Iā€™ll take 2000 bbl!ā€, knowing that when that second 1000 bbl becomes available, since he already ā€œownsā€ it, he can hold the marketplace hostageā€¦ and sell all 2000 bbls for $105.

    The way around that is for some major producer(s) to stop buying and selling on the open market - like BP or Shell - who own theoretically the entire vertical structure, well to gas pump. Stop selling the oil; just keep it ā€œin-houseā€. The problem being that petroleum products are not very amenable to ā€œjust in timeā€ production; it takes time for the oil to reach the refinery, get processed into useful products, and reach the consumer. So, the oil companies buy and sell to each other - and until fairly recently, there were limits on speculation in energy sources, so BP might sell 1M bbl of crude today and buy it back from AMOCO as refined gasoline; while the US Navy bought the heavier fractions for use as shipsā€™ fuel, USAirways bought some of the kerosene (plus additives) for jet fuel, etcā€¦ Put the speculator in the picture, and that 1M bbl doubles in price.

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    RadioTom  almost 14 years ago

    Oh, one other thingā€¦.

    Relevart, what we have TODAY is a petroleum-based economy and infrastructure, not some pie-in-the-sky super-eco-friendly system thatā€™s currently Unobtanium based. Research continues apace whenever and wherever it can. Weaning the world off fossil fuels would be great - if you have an alternative thatā€™s deployable NOW. The closest we can come to that is nuclear fission. And the MSM is busy shouting ā€œThe sky is fallingā€ thanks to a once-in-a-thousand-year occurrence, and overstate the dangers of the aftereffects on top of their original alarmist statements. So the NIMBYs scream and point to the ā€œnews reportsā€ when someone proposes building a nuke plant anywhere within 1000 miles of their house. Nuts!

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    COWBOY7  almost 14 years ago

    Welcome to the club, Ziggy!

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    randolini Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Iā€™m 64 and I bought a 500 cc single cylinder motorcycle with a 2 gal. tank. I get more than a hundred miles and thatā€™s in town driving. I get more on the highway and Itā€™s so much more fun to ride than a cage. My big Harley gets 45mpg with an engine that has one hundred HP at the rear wheel. Imagine what we could have accomplished with the money wasted killing folks in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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    stewartava  almost 14 years ago

    Youā€™re right Radio Tom. Why even bother? I guess American ingenuity is dead too.

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