La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 26, 2011

They will also accept donation checks in crayon.

Well you can cool it, You can heat it… ‘Cause, baby, I don’t need it… Take your TV tube and eat it ‘N all that phony stuff on sports ‘N all the unconfirmed reports You know I watched that rotten box Until my head began to hurt From checkin’ out the way The newsmen say they get the dirt Before the guys on channel so-and-so And further they assert That any show they’ll interrupt To bring you news if it comes up They say that if the place blows up They’ll be the first to tell Because the boys they got downtown Are workin’ hard and doin’ swell, And if anybody gets the news Before it hits the street, They say that no one blabs it faster Their coverage can’t be beat

And if another woman driver Gets machine-gunned from her seat They’ll send some joker with a brownie And you’ll see it all complete

Trouble Every Day / Frank Zappa

Hey Bob D, the times they have a changed alright, but not for the better.

No illegal Mexican has bombed anything, but many illegal Arabs have. Why not crack down on all the illegals and make the country safer? Oh, because liberals will call it racist.

I would point out that no illegal Mexican has bombed anything, Rich. I don’t know where you are, but in this part of the “liberal” world, several semesters of required classes in high school and again in college are devoted to English grammar and writing. So take a bow for being completely wrong in every sentence.

Terriss bombers in the USA are pretty much likely to good ole boys.

Night, that’s not quite true. Liberals tend to have higher degrees than their conservative counterparts, but that’s because the conservatives major in subjects which are actually useful in the working world. For example, a bachelor’s degree in engineering can get you a good-paying job, whereas a bachelor’s degree in sociology can get you a position at McDonald’s or Domino’s.