My son asked how I go me hook. I spoke of the terrible battle at sea with swords, guns, and cannons a-blazing and how a cannonball took off me hand.Then he asked how I lost me eye. I told him a bird pooped in it. He didn’t understand until I explained that it was the first day with me hook.
Reminds me of the old joke. Ok, I understand you lost a hand in a sword fight. But how did you lose the eye? “Well, I had just gotten the hook and my eye started to itch…Argggg!”
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Some tales are too scary for bedtime!
But I like a gruesome, grim, gritty, Real Life autobiographical account!
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
My son asked how I go me hook. I spoke of the terrible battle at sea with swords, guns, and cannons a-blazing and how a cannonball took off me hand.Then he asked how I lost me eye. I told him a bird pooped in it. He didn’t understand until I explained that it was the first day with me hook.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Regular sailors got those kinds of injuries back then.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Reminds me of the old joke. Ok, I understand you lost a hand in a sword fight. But how did you lose the eye? “Well, I had just gotten the hook and my eye started to itch…Argggg!”