Or she could stand on an unopened box.
Where are you going to find a mask that will fit you?
“That’s a buck three-eighty, eleventy-seven cents, twenty three-two-one…”
By now scanners are in supermarkets. Maybe the corner bodega would not have a scanner, but supermarkets all have them.
I know the stores are desperate to hire people, but not that desperate.
The stories I could tell as a short person in shops.
Get her a couple of wood pallets. That should give her enough height.
We, ahh, stand with Paul Williams and Broomie in opposition to “short” jokes. Hear that, Randy Newman?!
Due to liability issues, she as a cashier cannot stand on a box, nor can she hover on her broomstick. The store will have to put her in charge of the self-checkout lines
step ladders and helium balloons tied to her are out also
1970s platform shoes perhaps?
Is this what the coronavirus isolation does to a person? Sitting around making comments about a classic cartoon strip that’s YOUNGER then me?
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Or she could stand on an unopened box.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Where are you going to find a mask that will fit you?
l3i7l over 4 years ago
“That’s a buck three-eighty, eleventy-seven cents, twenty three-two-one…”
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
By now scanners are in supermarkets. Maybe the corner bodega would not have a scanner, but supermarkets all have them.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I know the stores are desperate to hire people, but not that desperate.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
The stories I could tell as a short person in shops.
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Get her a couple of wood pallets. That should give her enough height.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
We, ahh, stand with Paul Williams and Broomie in opposition to “short” jokes. Hear that, Randy Newman?!
sue hurley Premium Member over 4 years ago
Due to liability issues, she as a cashier cannot stand on a box, nor can she hover on her broomstick. The store will have to put her in charge of the self-checkout lines
sue hurley Premium Member over 4 years ago
step ladders and helium balloons tied to her are out also
sue hurley Premium Member over 4 years ago
1970s platform shoes perhaps?
sue hurley Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is this what the coronavirus isolation does to a person? Sitting around making comments about a classic cartoon strip that’s YOUNGER then me?