Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 30, 2011

Er, Ziggy, does that phone fold?

“Gloom, despair, and agony on me…”

A lot of butts are on speed dial.

It seems to be the butt of all jokes.

I’m sorry, I don’t get it! What’s butt-dialing?

Twypsi, it’s when your cell phone is in you pants pocket and sitting down or squatting etc. accidently hits speed dial and rings someone elses number from your phone.

It is a brave new world out there Ziggy. And of course you listen to all of it. It is priceless insight into somone’s private world. This is when you suddenly developed over the top psychic skills.

Now thanks to social media, the Internet and any number of gadgets and innovations, we have the means to offend or upset people on an unprecedented scale. With every new technology, there are new ways to make an absolute fool of yourself.

I let the machine get it, because usually it’s; “You have a collect call from a correctional institution.” I need new friends.

My phone does not have butt-dialing. It has a GPS feature it goes to when this happens, and then the phone asks me for a destination!

The worst is when you pocket call an ex-girlfriend that you haven’t taken out of your phone yet. Inadvertant stalking is the worst.

Idea to avoid the butt dial: Carry the phone on your belt or pocket. (in a case, of course) That’s what I do.

but it is a flip phone , u must have some butt ziggy