Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 18, 2011

‘we’ll get a team of specialists on it right away….’

(with apologies to “Frazier”!!)

That’s about all she can afford on her budget.

Poor Broomie…

Silly Chikuku. Broomie’s never going to get a filet prepared the way she wants it if she leaves it to vegetarians.

(Even a hot dog is likely to be one of those tofu abominations.)

You’re much better off taking your order to a greasy spoon if all you’re going to order is a hot dog, Broomie.

But I’ll take the filet please, medium well and hold the secret mystical smile.

They don’t serve Fillet Mignon at the Boston ball park, but if you wait until October, you can buy Fenway Franks. Yankee stadium stops serving in September.

Wipe it’s butt, clip it’s horns and throw it on the plate….done

Or as in Sherman’s Lagoon, just bring it in and introduce us…

“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti”

How would I like it prepared? Free of charge!

As long as it’s stopped mooing, it’s ready to eat!

“Plod”, great “Cowboy Way” reference!!!