A root awakening.
I recommend dating within your own species. And when you start going out with a tuber, that’s all the way up to dating outside your phylum. I could be wrong, but it probably won‘t work out.
Best excuse I’ve seen for dumping a potato.
If Mr. Potato Head has a press-on hat and press-on facial features, does that mean Dating Mr. Potato Head also has a press-on …?
I wouldn’t try to date Mr. Potato Head. Mrs. Potato Head will cut you.
“Letting him down easy” (any variation of “it’s not you, it’s me”) is a false premise. But Mr. P. is half-baked anyway, so maybe it will pass….
But…I’d really be interested in meeting your French cousin!
October 30, 2015
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
A root awakening.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago
I recommend dating within your own species. And when you start going out with a tuber, that’s all the way up to dating outside your phylum. I could be wrong, but it probably won‘t work out.
raybarb44 over 4 years ago
Best excuse I’ve seen for dumping a potato.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
If Mr. Potato Head has a press-on hat and press-on facial features, does that mean Dating Mr. Potato Head also has a press-on …?
ladywyntre over 4 years ago
I wouldn’t try to date Mr. Potato Head. Mrs. Potato Head will cut you.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
“Letting him down easy” (any variation of “it’s not you, it’s me”) is a false premise. But Mr. P. is half-baked anyway, so maybe it will pass….
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
But…I’d really be interested in meeting your French cousin!