Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 27, 2011

  1. Sour grapes
    odeliasimone  almost 14 years ago

    Pretty soon it will be the Feds.

    Mr. Whitehead, we have not received your efiled tax return yet.

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  2. Georg von rosen   oden som vandringsman  1886  odin  the wanderer
    runar  almost 14 years ago

    A good reason to be an atheist.

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    gosfreikempe  almost 14 years ago

    A good reason to turn the __ing computer off.

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  4. Yellow pig small
    bmonk  almost 14 years ago

    I prefer the version where the fellow, possibly a pastor, is golfing on Sunday Morning when God looks down and sees him on the links. God nudges Peter and says, “Watch this. I’m really going to get him!”

    There follows the best round he ever has had, beyond his wildest dreams. Holes-in-one, Double and Triple Eagles, you name it. The one time he gets into a sand trap, the wedge shot hits the cup. Ends with a 40 after 18 holes.

    Peter is aghast. “I thought you were going to punish him!”

    God replies, “Yes, it was an incredible round. But who’s he going to tell??

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  5. Simpsonized me close up
    mrprongs  almost 14 years ago

    Some school principal was using school provided laptops’ webcams to spy on students. Like, girls when they were changing.

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