I actually got a fortune cookie fortune, once, that read “He loves you but he is a fake at heart”. Rather bold, for a cookie. As it happened, at a nearby table there was a young couple, he being a good-looking lad who was coming on a bit too strong, and it seemed to my dinner companion and me that the fortune cookie had been misdelivered.
PossumPete almost 4 years ago
Thanks, I guess?
scyphi26 almost 4 years ago
I’m pretty sure there would be legal consequences if one were to actually try this…but still a fun idea to imagine, I suppose.
AndrewSihler almost 4 years ago
I actually got a fortune cookie fortune, once, that read “He loves you but he is a fake at heart”. Rather bold, for a cookie. As it happened, at a nearby table there was a young couple, he being a good-looking lad who was coming on a bit too strong, and it seemed to my dinner companion and me that the fortune cookie had been misdelivered.