If you don’t know where the ticket is and she helps you find it. Splitting the winnings with her seems fair.
I’m guessing Dana Summers meant ex-wife.
She won the lottery and then bought the farm?
The Nigerian version wants a deposit up front
Or, give me her number…
I might not trust a person that uses a candle instead of a crystal ball
Take it. It’s a good deal.
the accent is on the wrong “e” – when my brain/eye keeps stumbling over the background and keeping me from the punchline, I gotta say something
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
allen@home over 4 years ago
If you don’t know where the ticket is and she helps you find it. Splitting the winnings with her seems fair.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
I’m guessing Dana Summers meant ex-wife.
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
She won the lottery and then bought the farm?
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Nigerian version wants a deposit up front
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Or, give me her number…
demnuts1 over 4 years ago
I might not trust a person that uses a candle instead of a crystal ball
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago
Take it. It’s a good deal.
celeconecca over 4 years ago
the accent is on the wrong “e” – when my brain/eye keeps stumbling over the background and keeping me from the punchline, I gotta say something