The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 03, 2020

Guess what he kneads?

Then it’s off to the oven with you!!!

Next is a yeast infection.

Did you think this job would pay a lot of dough, boy?

If he becomes crusty and his arms falls off, we’ll have …

Poppin de Milo

Stop complaining, you’ll feel crumby soon enough!

What a Sourdough!

In the microwave for about 10-15 seconds! Works with bread!

You don’t want to be around when his dough starts to rise.

It has long been known that birds will occasionally build nests in the manes of horses. The only known solution to this problem is to sprinkle baker’s yeast in the mane, for, as we all know, yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.

No poking in the stomach?

The boy needs a break to stretch and fold.

The art instructor may get fed up with all the model’s complaining. Then it will be croutons for him.

Half-baked notion

No knead to butter him up and fold him. He’s already a bit flaky.

Someone, quick! Poke him in the belly …..

Is “stale-life drawing” a pun on something? I don’t recognize it

What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Doughboy with a Cabbage Patch girl? An ugly bit__with a yeast infection.

This is how he earns his bread and butter.

You just knead a massage.

Dry and crusty? Then you’ll be able to hold the pose for longer. It’s just the sacrifices you make for the arts.

Then just baguette and leave.

The longer that I’m here, the cost of everything rises.

Yeah… he won’t be giggling much longer…