Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 14, 2020

Okay, I’ll pick the low hanging fruit. Juggling chainsaws will definitely make you short, short of hands, feet, and other useful body parts.

Trust me, start with bean bags made for juggling. You can get 3 for $5-$10. I can also recommend a very good instructional video.

Start with tennis balls and stay with tennis balls.

“This has been a public service announcement from this comic and fine folks at Joe’s ER”

Pretty good analogy for these strange days we’re living in…

This is great, now that I think about it! I lost part of a leg in an accident. Sometimes childen ask, and I’ll say a whale got it, or a shark, or that I’m turning myself into a robot, one step at a time. :-) Now I can add: “If your mother tells you not to juggle chainsaws, BELIEVE her!” ;-)

This has been “Deep Thoughts” with Jack Handless.

No, start with chainsaw but not turned on! When you get good with that, juggle one running and one non-running one and work your way up. = PROFIT.

The first cut runs deepest.

no, DON’T start with tennis balls. They roll all over. Start with small bean bags or hackysacks.

Wusthof boning knives can be tricky.