MythTickle by Justin Thompson for June 24, 2020

I once knew someone living in New Yok City who said that his apartment was only $150 a month. He said that the back seat was going for $250 a month.

Is the tree smiling?

Yes, and when Elizabeth II goes to the loo, it’s royal flush.

Very good point, California is too expensive for the average Joe.

AKA ‘full trailer’.

I have a friend who once said, “I’d rather have a barbed wire enema than live in California”. I tend to agree.

Who’s kidding whom? No one “lives” in California these days! Survive, maybe, unless among the super-rich (by which I mean way more than just a few piddling millions)….

Anyway, Sir Dudley, you’re never gonna win an argument with El Jefe!

Full boat.

Dudley, why not tell Boody? Even Rat in “Pearls Before Swine” doesn’t turn to the cartoonist every time a companion annoys him.

I’m in the midwest. We sold our home about a year ago for 45k. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, full basement on a lot. For about 15k more, we could get a trailer in near LA.