FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 31, 2020

two months early for All Hallows’ Evening are we?

Paige has pretty good precision with that butcher knife.

Pumpkins have the creepiest smiles.

“Because” You put a SMILE on his face, Paige! lol

Always cut the mouth last so you don’t hear them scream.

Maybe they’re in charge of the hereafter….

“Let’s put a smile on that face!”

“OH!! You didn’t tell me you were going Kill It!!!”

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That’s not their smile, Paige. Those are big holes carved into their beautiful face.

I was always grossed out by pulling what seems like orange snot out of the pumpkin. I liked carving the face, though.

Bull: Sir, I finished my pumpkin.

Harry: Bull, it looks like you just punched it with your fist.

Bull: I did.

Mac: Why didn’t you use a knife, Bull?

Bull: Hey, what a great idea!

Paige you go one more step and really takes time, take pumpkin seed out ready to bake, and it does make interesting treat of a snack. Pumpkin tastes in foods is coming back.

That’s a blond for you…

I put out a jack o lantern last year, and a squirrel or chipmunk ate its face the first day.

They smile for the same reason as some of the Joker’s victims.

In the Alien Nation Halloween episode “The Night of the Screams,” Susan Francisco, learning about Terran customs, prepares to “mutilate the vegetable.”

Honestly, it’s probably why they’re smiling. Where do I sign up?

It’s the standard, post-lobotomy grin.