Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 15, 2011

They’re doing it right, imagine that!

Ahh, so sweet–but how long will that last?

Isn’t she really thinking…”First, YOU’LL get a job and become rich, then I’LL live happily ever after.”?

You’ll get one in the oven in six months, I’ll never finish my education, and work two jobs to support the screaming brat and your hairdresser. Your lawyer will serve me within four year, and I’ll pay until the day you remarry. Yeah, right!

Wow…is it Springtime in the air when thoughts turn to screaming kids and alimony?

Or is it just getting close to Tax Time?

It’s harder to get a job and not be rich. Also easier to be rich in love and be poor.

He’ll get jobs, she’ll give jobs. Seems fair.

But, lew, Norm is right. Tax time: write the little tyke off.

Getting jobs to get rich is another myth: Save what you earn is the reality. And good luck on that.

It’s just as easy to marry a rich man as a poor man, but infinitely more lucrative! Or…. “I’ll work until we get rich,” she thought. “Then I’ll stay home and decorate.” Hey, Lewreader…”He’ll pay forever while she just lives with each guy. Why ruin a good thing,” she plots.

He’s thinking, “Baby, your teeth are so bright I can see my reflection in them, and I’m too dammed good-looking for you.”

Dream on…

This is why we play the lotteries.