The boss calls Mary and Jack into the office and says “sales are down. I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off,” and Mary says “could you jack off? I have a headache.”
The strip is entering week #4 in daily 2018 rerun mode. Has there any word on why the daily Born Loser strip has been in reruns the last 4 weeks and if Chip Samson has been taking time off due to COVID-19? Or maybe Mr. Samson is threatning to end the Born Loser strip in a few weeks?
finkd about 4 years ago
When are you submitting your resignation to the Board of Directors, Boss ?
wjones about 4 years ago
You can tell times are getting bad, The money bags beside his desk are gone.
jmworacle about 4 years ago
Talk about a “left-handed” compliment.
A Common 'tator about 4 years ago
Sometimes even a loser wins…
Skeptical Meg about 4 years ago
I apologize for this one in advance…
The boss calls Mary and Jack into the office and says “sales are down. I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off,” and Mary says “could you jack off? I have a headache.”
William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago
Stock Market not so good for the Chief? No money bags next to his desk.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
This is one of the few times when it is beneficial to be an idiot.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
And Brutus will still have to ponder this.
Darryl Heine about 4 years ago
The strip is entering week #4 in daily 2018 rerun mode. Has there any word on why the daily Born Loser strip has been in reruns the last 4 weeks and if Chip Samson has been taking time off due to COVID-19? Or maybe Mr. Samson is threatning to end the Born Loser strip in a few weeks?
Brian Fink about 4 years ago
I’ve been laid off for that reason before :(
GavinHamilton about 4 years ago
They should have CallMeMeg write the strip.
paranormal about 4 years ago
Besides we keep you around as the perfect scapegoat…
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
JOB SECURITY!
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Makes you appreciate that you make so little.
wingrest about 4 years ago
fire the boss big improvement in profit line
falcon_370f about 4 years ago
Have you considered yourself, Veeblefester?
lordhoff about 4 years ago
So, nobody will be cut except, possibly, himself?
Space Man Spiff about 4 years ago
That’s why I guess I have job security!