Brett is channeling Rev. Billy C. Wirtz: The First House of Polyester Worship and Horizontal Throbbing Teenage Desire Our Lady of the White Go-Go Boot Lord of the 40-Watt Undulating Bubbling Lava Lamp Apocalyptic No Pizza Take-out After 12 Achey-Breaky Love Tabernacle in Nashville, Tenn.
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
You know you live in a Small Town when the “Welcome” Sandwich Board is in the middle of the cross roads and "Welcome is printed on all sides. ;)
Yakety Sax about 4 years ago
You Know You’re From a Small Town When…
Third Street is on the edge of town.
A “Night on the Town” takes only 11 minutes.
You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you’re from.
Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
The only road crossing Main Street is a dirt road.
You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from a small town.
FassEddie about 4 years ago
Sounds like the perfect size for any church.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
… the town hooker stands under a flashlight.
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
The town’s century old megachurches have 40 living members with 15 attending every week.
Nyckname about 4 years ago
Drive around Texas, not too far from the big cities, and you’ll see churches in prefab metal buildings.
demnuts1 about 4 years ago
we were so small we didn’t have a town drunk….. so we had to take turns
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Her town was so small she had to cross boundaries to change her mind.
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
BADDA BING was once a small town … after oil was discovered they changed the name to BADDA BOOM …!
Rabies65 about 4 years ago
Brett is channeling Rev. Billy C. Wirtz: The First House of Polyester Worship and Horizontal Throbbing Teenage Desire Our Lady of the White Go-Go Boot Lord of the 40-Watt Undulating Bubbling Lava Lamp Apocalyptic No Pizza Take-out After 12 Achey-Breaky Love Tabernacle in Nashville, Tenn.