Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 17, 2011
April 16, 2011
April 18, 2011
Transcript:
Sine: Ouch. Looks like you tried to get in the guinness book of world records again. Horace: Well, yeah. Sine: Maybe it's time for you to throw in the towel. Horace: Ha! Never! You're missing the big picture. Bubble: The guiness World record for Most Failed Record Attempts: 748
Rick51 over 13 years ago
And the weird part is there are people out there who would TRY for 749!
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
I knew I should have called them sooner.
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
Horace may not ever make it into the Guiness Book of World Records.
But at this rate, he’s a shoo-in for a Darwin Award
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well does it really matter HOW you get into the Guinness Book?
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Oh no! Horace is lame!
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
Not to worry….He gets put down all the time by Melody.
Ice_Bear66 over 13 years ago
Horace must be a red-neck…
Jeciel over 13 years ago
“Thomas Edison failed more than 1,000 times when trying to create the light bulb”. (The story is often told as 5,000 or 10,000 times depending on the version.) When asked about it, Edison allegedly said, “I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb.”
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=747226
Yukoneric over 13 years ago
They won’t take any more entries for eating your bicycle, either!
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
Sorry, Horace. I beat you. I have 749.8 failed attempts!