Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for June 07, 2023

Lazy

Heated driveway…

You can have a heater installed when they pour your driveway. Just turn it on long enough to melt the snow.

Rake the leafs, clean the gutter, wash the siding, mow the lawn, …

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Will_Come_Soft_Rains_(short_story)

Then when there’s a power outage you’re stuck in your home with no amenities

Nice putdown